Did ya miss meeeeee?

You know what, fuck what I said before, i'm not fucking sorry!

I put up 4 fucking posts last month, one per week, and i'm bloody proud of my contribution!

How are you all? I don't always want this to be about me, send me an email saying what the fuck is wrong in you shit-house backwater city. I don't care how long it is, just put it up there.

Maybe I will even let the rest of you guys know whats been going on.

Now, since this is my blog, i'm gonna bitch about my life. For those of you outside of Australia, there is a end of year 12 test called the Higher School Certificate (HSC). This HSC is total cunting bullshit.

I'm 16. I got, bare minimum, another 20 years to fuck up my life and turn it into a pile of penis pus. This test is made out to be THE BIGGEST FUCKING DEAL ON THE PLANET! Water has been discovered on the moon lately, but I didn't hear about that because I WAS CHAINED TO MY DESK AND ARSE-RAPED TILL I STUDIED.

Ok, the arse -rape is total bollocks, but seriously, I got plenty of years to go and i need to sacrifice my life fucking now... I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO!

There are so many jobs out there that are under represented. If i get a horrible mark is the arse-backwards-as-fuck HSC, I can still get a job at a local shop. I could work as a garbage collector. The world don't fucking work without them bitches. Wake up one morning and your covered in filth 'coz your collector was killed? Don't come balls put crying to me fucker.

Seriously, this one fucking test, will determine my life, the career I get, the university course I can do, my income, my place of residence, the fucking gender of my kinds if I can fucking afford to feed them between clearing garbage for you and you mansion/yacht/sex party.

Yeah, one test to rule them all. Funny. Ha...