This one is about washing your hands. Specifically after you go to the toilet. This is somewhat vulgar I know, but i'm going there anyway just because I can.
Now, going to the toilet is a normal thing. Most people (i think at least) go to the toilet a bare minimum of once per day. If you don't there may be something wrong with you. Now, if this is a core piece of human life WHY THE FUCK IS IT TABOO! We can't talk about going to the toilet without looking like a total wankwit because...
um...
THERE IS NO REASON!
Anyway, moving on slightly (if there was a pun there i'm sorry), when someone goes to the toilet they wash their hands because they don't want to get any shit/piss particle on the stuff they are using each day. Um... yeah... that makes total sense. When I go to the toilet, I do my business. Now that I have done my business, i stand up, and pull up my pants. I press the button to flush the toilet (hilariously invented by Thomas Crapper and family) and then open the door to leave the toilet room and walk over to the sink. I turn on the water, soap up my hands and wash them.
Now... that all seems normal yes? Well, I clean my hands so that nothing gets dirty. BUT, i have already touched my pants which i'm going to wear for the rest of the day and enjoy sitting on getting more poo on my couch. I touched the flush button on the toilet, so now the next person to touch that will be double shitted on. Ok, 2 so far.
After flushing the toilet, I proceeded to open the door to leave. Now THAT ONE has shit on it. Next person to walk in will be filthy before they even start to do something dirty. 3 things. Now I touch the tap to start washing my hands.
4 THINGS ARE NOW COVERED IN A THIN LAYER OF SHIT!!! THIS IS FANTASTIC! We are all so clean. pffft as if!
So... i'm clean now aren't I? Because, you know, I did wash my hands? Makes perfect sense, that the world is clean right now?
Yeah... life's funny like that.
P.s. I hope to be more regular with my postings as this one was a touch late.
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