E=mc^potato

For many years, humans such as yourself have been searching for and answer to life, the universe, and everything. One man told us the answer was 42, and now he has a holiday called towel day. Don't believe me? LOOK IT UP!

Now... science and religion go out of their way to solve these or at least provide an answer to these questions:

• Where to I come from?
• Why am I here?
• What is my purpose?

My answers all involve cupcakes, but i'm not going to try and answer these for you. No, no... you can work that out yourself. I'm going to answer my own question: WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES!?

Now, I hate religion as much as the next guy/girl but for today, i'm gonna keep it simple. Religion tries to answer the questions above, and it usually involves belief in a god or greater being caring about us if we do nice things to people...

WHAT THE FUCK

People over the age of 10 are being bribed to be good. I thought that people were past that! And where I come from, anyone who so much as thinks about bribing someone gets a new cunt ripped open for them. They aren't even sure of what the fucking prize is! Heaven, afterlife, reincarnation, what the fuck are they?

They must be really great, because whenever I write to my grandfather in heaven/hell, he is too busy to write back sunnuvabitch

Now... science isn't much better. They try to use logic to find the answers of the universe. Einstein did a great job of that, and was one of the main contributors to creating the A-bomb, even if the shit head didn't mean to. Why do we care about how much energy an atom is made up of, and for that matter (not a pun, I fucking swear), why do we care what and atom is anyway?

As if finding out that we are made up of little fuzzy balls could help us! Humanity is doomed! REPENT! THE END IS NIGH!

All these years of searching, and all religion has done is allow women to pray, and all science has done is allow us to see that light may or may not act as a particle as the situation warrents.

Great search guys! yeah... life's funny like... ah fuckit, this isnt even close to funny, this is just plain PATHETIC